Reasons why I don’t run (one and two).

  1. I didn’t like any of my PE teachers, and that still matters.  They made it clear that I wasn’t their sort of person (specky, clumsy and shy).  And now I agree.
  2. It never really ends; I’m tough and I’m fit, I eat Bikram four times a week, dying on my mat.  But after an hour and a half I get to lie down and stop sweating.  Running?  It never really ends, there’s always somewhere further to run to.
  3. Why not just walk?  OK, that was three – I got carried away.

Image – Teddy bear in child sneakers 2016 by Pnapora   under CC BY-SA 4.0